Guardian Unlimited | The Guide | Dumb show
Guardian Unlimited | The Guide | Dumb show
Other than the usual liberal drivel on this page I noticed 2 paragraphs that struck me:
Throughout the debate, John Kerry, for his part, looks and sounds a bit like a haunted tree. But at least he's not a lying, sniggering, drink-driving, selfish, reckless, ignorant, dangerous, backward, drooling, twitching, blinking, mouse-faced little cheat. And besides, in a fight between a tree and a bush, I know who I'd favour.
Ok. This coming from a sniveling effeminate member of the illustious British "media". I can picture him sitting there, in his women's underwear using Adobe Photoshop to edit ladies undergarments on John Kerry, so he can frame them and keep them by his bed. He is an example of the reason the British lost their Empire. Every time they get a leader with some balls that will defend their country and distinguish them from the other worthless countries in Europe, the media starts all their prancing and posturing. Kinda like our media, except more frilly.
Second paragraph:
On November 2, the entire civilized world will be praying, praying Bush loses. And Sod's law dictates he'll probably win, thereby disproving the existence of God once and for all. The world will endure four more years of idiocy, arrogance and unwarranted bloodshed, with no benevolent deity to watch over and save us. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr - where are you now that we need you?
So a member of the British media is publicly calling for the assassination of our country's leader? Tell me again why we care about Europe hating us? I keep forgetting. Is it their spirit of love, cooperation and dilpomacy. along with their rich and complex history? Please, enlighten me.
Other than the usual liberal drivel on this page I noticed 2 paragraphs that struck me:
Throughout the debate, John Kerry, for his part, looks and sounds a bit like a haunted tree. But at least he's not a lying, sniggering, drink-driving, selfish, reckless, ignorant, dangerous, backward, drooling, twitching, blinking, mouse-faced little cheat. And besides, in a fight between a tree and a bush, I know who I'd favour.
Ok. This coming from a sniveling effeminate member of the illustious British "media". I can picture him sitting there, in his women's underwear using Adobe Photoshop to edit ladies undergarments on John Kerry, so he can frame them and keep them by his bed. He is an example of the reason the British lost their Empire. Every time they get a leader with some balls that will defend their country and distinguish them from the other worthless countries in Europe, the media starts all their prancing and posturing. Kinda like our media, except more frilly.
Second paragraph:
On November 2, the entire civilized world will be praying, praying Bush loses. And Sod's law dictates he'll probably win, thereby disproving the existence of God once and for all. The world will endure four more years of idiocy, arrogance and unwarranted bloodshed, with no benevolent deity to watch over and save us. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr - where are you now that we need you?
So a member of the British media is publicly calling for the assassination of our country's leader? Tell me again why we care about Europe hating us? I keep forgetting. Is it their spirit of love, cooperation and dilpomacy. along with their rich and complex history? Please, enlighten me.
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