Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
This has to be the most interesting story I have read in a long time. Some interesting points heretofor unknown (at least by me).
1.) There exists a CMFL (Cambodian Midget Fighting league).
2.) It has a President.
3.) They have an Advertising Campaign.
4.) There is apparently a sanctioning boday that has the authority to stop a fight given a specific set of circumstances.
5.) 28 dead in 12 minutes is one of the circumstances.
What our country needs is a midget fighting league. Maybe worldwide midget fighting league. It would have to be more exciting that what passes for "football" in most parts of the world. The taunts would rock: "Our midgets can beat your midgets"!
w00t.
This has to be the most interesting story I have read in a long time. Some interesting points heretofor unknown (at least by me).
1.) There exists a CMFL (Cambodian Midget Fighting league).
2.) It has a President.
3.) They have an Advertising Campaign.
4.) There is apparently a sanctioning boday that has the authority to stop a fight given a specific set of circumstances.
5.) 28 dead in 12 minutes is one of the circumstances.
What our country needs is a midget fighting league. Maybe worldwide midget fighting league. It would have to be more exciting that what passes for "football" in most parts of the world. The taunts would rock: "Our midgets can beat your midgets"!
w00t.
5 Comments:
If only it were true. http://lionvs40midgets.tripod.com/
I wanted to believe it because I *NEEDED* to believe it. :-)
If it isn't a fake story about midgets and lions, its a fake story about the US flushing Korans down the toilet.
Hey at least this guy didn't get anyone killed. Like Newsweek did.
Personally I think Midget Curling would be funny...not curling where the midgets were playing, but where they were the stone.
i completely agree with the world midget fighting league idea. i live in australia and we have some tough midgets, normal asians have a small frame so asian midgets must also be smaller than a caucasian midget. i think our midgets would destroy cambodian midgets. russian midgets would be the ones to look out for, scary f**ckers those russian midgets
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