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Monday, May 30, 2005

More than 300 arrested during Urban Beach Week in Miami Beach

More than 300 arrested during Urban Beach Week in Miami Beach

"Urban Beach Week". What a JOKE. You ahve to love the positive spin that the authorities try to put on it too. We don't want to offend anyone you know.

Like this at the beginning of the story:

"More than 300 people have been arrested so far during this year's Memorial Day weekend in South Beach, but partygoers were generally better behaved than in the past, police said Sunday."

So you have to think, well damn, 300 is better than last year how many were arrested last year? Right? That's what I was thinking, so I read further, to this wonderful quote:

"Hernandez said 324 arrests were made since Thursday night, mostly for disorderly conduct, disorderly intoxication and misdemeanor drug arrests. Last year there were 140 arrests during the same period."

I'm just a stupid white guy, but even I can tell you that 140 is not more than 324! I can even remember the mathmatical representation of it from my crappy public school education:

324 > 140

And theres even more fuzzy math here:

"About 600 undercover and officers in uniform were on patrol..."

Ok. Then this:

"Last year, about 500 officers, some in riot gear, worked the entertainment district..."

So bythe numbers 600 police this year and we subtract the 500 last year and that means we have...lets see here...oh yeah...100 more police on the street than last year....

Now we take the number of arrests so far this year at 324 and subtract the number of arrests last year at this time. 140, and we get....184!

184 more arrests, with 100 more police on duty, and the police can state with a serious face:

"Hernandez said. ``The behavior of the partygoers is a lot better than in years past.''

That sounds like a lie to me.

RG










Sunday, May 29, 2005

Tasers in the news - Police use stun gun to bring suspect off crane

Police use stun gun to bring suspect off crane - Crime & Punishment - MSNBC.com

Seems like this could just as easily gone the other way. He could have flopped around and fell off up there and then all you'd be reading is about police brutality.

Would be interesting to know what was going on in his head. Probably something like ....GGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

Also if the crane hadn't been grounded, the cop could have shocked himself too. That would have been one for Amazing Videos.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Newsweek clams up on U.S. flag in trash

WorldNetDaily: Newsweek clams up on U.S. flag in trash

As if there were any doubt after the Koran story that Newsweek is an anti-American rag.

Check this story out.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Two hurt in mock light sabre duel

BBC NEWS | England | Beds/Bucks/Herts | Two hurt in mock light sabre duel

BAN STAR WARS NOW!!!

Just wanted to beat the left to the punch. Following the left's usual line of thinking, only by banning Star Wars can we prevent these types of unfortunate incidents.

Personally I see it as a fine example of Darwinian natural selection.

May the force be with you all, even the stupid ones.

The Digital Courier: Church sign sparks debate

The Digital Courier: Church sign sparks debate

"Putting such a sign in a public place is an un-American example of intolerance, of aggressive disrespect for other citizens' deeply held views," said Donald Searing, Burton Craige Professor of Political Science at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. "This is the sort of attitude and action that seriously endangers the liberty which lies at the heart of our democracy. It is also a good reminder that just because one may have the legal right to say something, doing so may not be morally, socially or politically desirable."

Wait a second. I was under the impression that "this sort of attitude and action" is what our liberty is all about. Seems the left always wants to exaggerate issues to prove a point. Does anyone, for a minute believe that this church, putting up this sign, really "endangers the liberty which lies at the heart of our democracy"?

If you believe that you are an idiot. Now what actually endangers liberty is Islamofascist jihadists wanting to kill everyone that disagrees with them. If the jihadists would have put a sign outside their mosques that said "Jews, Christians, and all Westerners should die", then we wouldn't be having to put our soldiers in harms way to go kill the sorry bastards before they kill us. Oh, and the twin towers would still be standing as well.

RG

Monday, May 23, 2005

N.Y. Audit Shows Sex Offenders Get Viagra

My Way News

Metaphorically, isn't this the same as giving plastic explosives to jihadists?

Did I use that right?

Oh yeah. BLUE STATE. (to be honest it is probably happening everywhere, but I couldn't resist).

RG

Saturday, May 21, 2005

BBC NEWS | World | Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

BBC NEWS | World | Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

New locataion to the story sweeping the Internet.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Hello to all Cambodian Midget Fight League Fans!

I am getting an amazing number of hits from people searching for info on the Cambodian Midget Fighter story. Leave a comment and say hello!

RG

Monday, May 16, 2005

Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

This has to be the most interesting story I have read in a long time. Some interesting points heretofor unknown (at least by me).

1.) There exists a CMFL (Cambodian Midget Fighting league).
2.) It has a President.
3.) They have an Advertising Campaign.
4.) There is apparently a sanctioning boday that has the authority to stop a fight given a specific set of circumstances.
5.) 28 dead in 12 minutes is one of the circumstances.

What our country needs is a midget fighting league. Maybe worldwide midget fighting league. It would have to be more exciting that what passes for "football" in most parts of the world. The taunts would rock: "Our midgets can beat your midgets"!

w00t.

Oil-for-food aided Russians, report says - washingtonpost.com Highlights - MSNBC.com

Oil-for-food aided Russians, report says - washingtonpost.com Highlights - MSNBC.com

The Russians were involved in the Oil for Food scandal? Get out of here...

Silent pianist baffles British authorities - Europe - MSNBC.com

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Tasers in the news - Tasers to be tested on cocaine-drugged pigs -

Tasers to be tested on cocaine-drugged pigs - U.S. News - MSNBC.com

They are gonna get a bunch of swine coked up and taser them? Sounds like a party in NY/LA/CHI/ATL to me.

Hey lets go to a prison and do it on the inmates!

The tests would be more accurate and I'd bet the inmates would like up to get tasered if you'd let them pound back a few lines first.

Tasers in the News - Phoenix Man Dies After Being Tasered

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"Police did not say exactly how many times the man was zapped."

I think it is safe to assume it was at least one time too many. You'd think that the criteria NOT to taser would be once the flopping around has stopped.


"In February, a county in Ohio suspended use of Tasers by police following the death of a suspect who had been shocked nine times."

NINE times? Maybe if they crank up the strength of the jolt a couple of notches they could cut back to 5 or 6 times.

Tasers in the News: Deputies report rampage of naked, shocking behavior

Citrus: Deputies report rampage of naked, shocking behavior

Personally I never like to see the words "naked" and "rampage" together in a sentence. Obviously, in addition to being a lunatic, they guy digs electricity. Maybe we can hook him up with the crazy chick in Georgia.

Then we can create a reality show that ROCKS. Tasers and crazy people, hard to beat the pure entertainment value there.

Fla. Judge OKs Abortion for 13-Year-Old

News

"Juvenile Judge Ronald Alvarez on Monday ruled that the teen, who has been in state custody for four years, would not be physically or emotionally harmed by the procedure. "

Wonder if the baby will be physically harmed?

Monday, May 02, 2005

Jilted Georgia groom stands by his bride - U.S. News - MSNBC.com

Jilted Georgia groom stands by his bride - U.S. News - MSNBC.com

This guy is an IDIOT. If she had stayed "missing" another 3 days they would have torn his ass apart in the press, and had him all but convicted of killing her. He already had to get an attorney because the police were harassing him to take a lie detector test.

She is a crazy bitch. Look at her pictures. She has crazy eyes. He should be the one running away as far and as fast as he can. If he marries her, his life is over.